Skip to main content

5 things you should never do with your top-shelf whiskey

Things not to do if you splurge on whiskey that goes on the top shelf

Whiskey in a glass
itakdalee / Shutterstock

So, you splurged and bought that expensive bottle of whiskey you’ve eyed every time you stopped by your local liquor store to grab a new bottle of Elijah Craig Small Batch or Knob Creek 9 Year. If I’ve learned anything in the almost 20 years I’ve been writing professionally about alcohol, it’s that good things (whiskey) come to those who wait.

You waited and finally forked over the few hundred dollars (or more) that were required to get your hands on that highly sought-after, hard-to-find small batch bourbon — after all, the time was right to treat yourself. Maybe it’s your birthday, or perhaps you’re simply hosting a party and want to look like a baller. For whatever reason, you purchased an expensive bottle of whiskey. What now? Well, I’ll tell you what you never do with that expensive whiskey.

Recommended Videos

What not to do with expensive whiskey

Whiskey in a glass
Haris Calkic / iStock

Now that you’ve actually purchased a bottle of expensive whiskey, what comes next? Sure, you can just crack it open and start drinking it while you stream Black Mirror or the popular streaming show DuJour. But, if you ask me, you shouldn’t just dive right into this bottle as if it’s bottom-shelf swill. You’ll be disappointed if you finish it in a day or two and have to return to your stock of value bourbon bottles.

To help you fully enjoy your drinking experience, we’ve outlined five things that you absolutely should never do with expensive whiskey. Keep scrolling to see them all before you crack open that bottle.

Don’t just guzzle it down

Crate & Barrel The Glencairn 6-oz. Whiskey Glass
Crate & Barrel

If you spent extra cash to buy an expensive bottle, you’ll probably not want to just gulp it down. Instead, pour it into a whiskey glass (the Glencairn is a good choice) and first savor the aroma.

After you’ve taken a moment to breathe in the various scents, slowly take a sip. Let the whiskey cover your tongue as you slowly taste it. You can even smack your tongue using what Jim Beam’s Fred Noe would refer to as the “Kentucky chew.” Once you’ve acquainted yourself with the aromas and flavors of the whiskey, you can sip it slowly at your leisure.

Don’t add too many mixers

Whiskey cocktail
Ash Edmonds / Unsplash

Nobody will stop you from using your expensive whiskey as the base for a cocktail. If that’s what you want to use it for, that’s your prerogative. Just try not to add too many mixers or overpowering flavors. You spent a lot of money on this whiskey, and you wouldn’t want it to get lost in the shuffle, right?

Don’t add too much ice

Whiskey in a glass with an ice cube
timnewman / iStock

While many whiskey enthusiasts will tell you that the best way to drink whiskey is at room temperature, some drinkers prefer their whiskey a little colder. If that’s how you like it, nobody should fault you. Add an ice cube or two to cool it down a bit before taking a sip. Just don’t add too much ice, or you’ll end up diluting the flavor and losing much of its nuances and complexity.

Don’t be afraid to add some water

Whiskey in a glass
Robin Canfield / Unsplash

You might think you’re a whiskey purist because you drink your favorite bourbon at room temperature in a fancy tasting glass with nothing added to it. But if you want to get the most out of your expensive whiskey (especially if it’s cask strength or simply a higher proof expression), you’ll want to add a splash or two of water. It will help open up the whiskey aromas and flavors, even adding new notes you might not have otherwise unlocked.

Don’t drink it alone

Whiskey in a crystal glass sitting on a rock in front of a fire
Thomas Park/Unsplash / Thomas Park/Unsplash

If you spent the money on an expensive bottle of whiskey, are you really going to want to sit alone and drink it? Well-made, rare whiskey deserves to be shared with your whiskey-loving friends and family. Pour a few glasses, sip it with them, and talk about it. There’s no better way to enjoy whiskey than with others who like it as much as you.

Christopher Osburn
Christopher Osburn is a food and drinks writer located in the Finger Lakes Region of New York. He's been writing professional
5 easy tips to help you drink whiskey like a seasoned expert
Here are all the tips you need to start your whiskey-tasting journey
Pouring a glass of whiskey

When you first get into whiskey, nobody will fault you for simply pouring your go-to bourbon, rye, single malt Scotch whisky, or other random whiskey style into a glass and taking a sip without going through all the fanfare of an expert whiskey taster. There’s nothing wrong with that. Even if you want to add ice, I won’t tell you that you’re wrong. Everyone gets started in their own way.

I’ve been writing about alcohol for almost two decades, and I started drinking whiskey the same way as many of you. The first whiskey I drank neat was Jameson Irish whiskey, which I received as a gift. Before that, most (if not all) of my experience drinking whiskey was as a base for a cocktail.

Read more
NBA legend Dominique Wilkins is teaming up with Old Fourth Distillery to launch a whiskey
Dominique Wilkins is partnering with an Atlanta-based distillery to launch his own bourbon
Old Fourth

If you're a younger NBA fan, you might not know how amazing it was to watch Dominique Wilkins play in the 80s and 90s. He was referred to as "The Human Highlight Film" and was named to nine all-star teams during his career.

He was well-known for his gravity-defying dunks. Now, he'll be known for a limited edition whiskey. The NBA legend is partnering with Atlanta's Old Fourth Distillery to launch a whiskey aptly named Nique's Batch.
Old Fourth Nique's Batch

Read more
Inside the rise of American Single Malt and the push for true terroir in whiskey
A look at the emerging spirit category
Spirit Hound Distillers Craig Engelhorn.

It's been about three months since American Single Malt whiskey earned official designation status. By definition, this kind of spirit is made entirely of malted barley at a single American distillery. In many ways, it's the stateside equivalent of Single Malt Scotch.

Now, there are some details that allow for different kinds of oak barrels for the aging process. By and large, however, American Single Malt is all about showcasing a single grain, affording American whiskey a heightened sense of terroir. It's about making a whiskey that tastes unique due its place of origin.

Read more
OSZAR »